1 00:00:05,298 --> 00:00:07,342 And now, ladies and gentlemen, we return you 2 00:00:07,675 --> 00:00:10,428 to America's leading sex therapist on radio, 3 00:00:10,887 --> 00:00:12,055 Florence Nightingale. 4 00:00:13,431 --> 00:00:16,476 That was a great tape sent in by a listener, 5 00:00:16,893 --> 00:00:19,979 an authentic recording of her first anal experience 6 00:00:20,355 --> 00:00:23,942 when she accidentally mixed up the K-Y with the Bengay. 7 00:00:25,193 --> 00:00:26,193 Who's next? 8 00:00:31,783 --> 00:00:34,244 I have a problem and I'm sick about it. 9 00:00:34,827 --> 00:00:37,539 Well, Florence Nightingale makes sick people feel better. 10 00:00:37,872 --> 00:00:39,666 I've got to give some head right away. 11 00:00:39,999 --> 00:00:41,209 - Right away? - Yes. 12 00:00:41,668 --> 00:00:42,668 Why? 13 00:00:42,835 --> 00:00:43,835 I have a lunch date 14 00:00:44,462 --> 00:00:46,422 and if I don't give some head right away, 15 00:00:47,048 --> 00:00:49,842 before I reach the table, I know I'm going to overeat. 16 00:00:50,969 --> 00:00:53,555 Ah, yes, the modified Scarsdale. 17 00:00:54,305 --> 00:00:56,391 Anybody out there in a hurry for some head? 18 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:00,102 Stay tuned 19 00:01:00,270 --> 00:01:03,022 while our Guest Number 8 has a light late morning snack 20 00:01:03,356 --> 00:01:04,649 to the rhythms of a hustle. 21 00:01:06,401 --> 00:01:07,401 There she goes. 22 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:11,280 [moaning] 23 00:01:11,447 --> 00:01:12,447 Right on. 24 00:01:12,865 --> 00:01:13,866 That's beautiful. 25 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:19,831 [smooth jazz music] 26 00:01:20,164 --> 00:01:21,164 [moaning] 27 00:01:28,131 --> 00:01:32,844 You are listening to Florence Nightingale, radio's leading sex therapist. 28 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:40,018 [smooth jazz music] [moaning] 29 00:02:58,054 --> 00:03:04,977 [moaning] 30 00:04:09,792 --> 00:04:16,716 [moaning] 31 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:07,475 [moaning] 32 00:06:37,148 --> 00:06:44,030 [moaning] 33 00:06:54,999 --> 00:07:01,923 [moaning] 34 00:07:27,365 --> 00:07:34,288 [whimsical orchestral music] 35 00:08:02,191 --> 00:08:09,115 [whimsical orchestral music] 36 00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:49,946 See you later, honey. 37 00:09:20,186 --> 00:09:21,520 I thought this was going to be 38 00:09:21,854 --> 00:09:24,190 the most difficult letter I would ever have to write, 39 00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:26,567 but the Wall Street Journal in my face this morning 40 00:09:26,901 --> 00:09:28,569 suddenly made it one of the easiest. 41 00:09:32,865 --> 00:09:36,160 This is the day on which I'm going to finally belong to myself, 42 00:09:37,078 --> 00:09:40,873 the day when I won't have to say when you come home, "Hello, pumpkin," 43 00:09:41,207 --> 00:09:42,500 and then kiss you all over. 44 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:46,504 You know I don't like saying, "Hello, pumpkin" anymore. 45 00:09:47,171 --> 00:09:50,257 It sticks in my throat, like so many things these days. 46 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:53,260 I used to like to say it, but not anymore. 47 00:09:54,345 --> 00:09:55,971 Want to know what I'm going to do? 48 00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:57,597 Well, to begin with, 49 00:09:57,765 --> 00:10:01,560 I'm going out without any panties on for the first time in my life, 50 00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:04,563 and at 10 o'clock, my day truly begins. 51 00:10:04,897 --> 00:10:05,897 I have an appointment 52 00:10:06,065 --> 00:10:10,027 for an intimate interlude with, would you believe it, another woman. 53 00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:13,072 I answered an ad in one of those newspapers, 54 00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:15,199 the kind where the ink always smudges. 55 00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:18,702 I will have one hour, from 10:00 to 11:00, to be with her. 56 00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:20,371 Did you ever suspect 57 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:23,415 what evil thoughts lurked in the hearts of housewives? 58 00:10:24,083 --> 00:10:26,127 I don't really know if I can pull this off, 59 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:27,460 but I'm going to try. 60 00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:29,588 I don't know if you'll understand, 61 00:10:29,922 --> 00:10:30,922 but I hope so. 62 00:10:31,132 --> 00:10:32,466 I want to feel free. 63 00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:35,010 Can't say when and if I'll be home. 64 00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:36,344 Don't wait up. 65 00:10:36,512 --> 00:10:38,472 Signed, me. 66 00:10:38,889 --> 00:10:45,771 [dramatic music] 67 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:31,483 [moaning] [swooning orchestral music] 68 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:34,958 [moaning] 69 00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:35,936 [dramatic music] 70 00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:11,972 Honey, what time are you coming home tonight? 71 00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:13,306 Early. 72 00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:16,560 When I do, I'm going to bring you something special. 73 00:16:23,442 --> 00:16:24,442 Bye-bye. 74 00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:25,652 See you later. [Laughing] 75 00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:36,747 [soaring orchestral music] 76 00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:27,673 [phone ringing] 77 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,349 I made the appointment for 10 o'clock. 78 00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:38,891 Oh, yes. 79 00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:42,020 Now, what can I do for you? 80 00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:51,863 You're married? 81 00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:55,283 Yes. 82 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:57,076 You're bored? 83 00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:00,037 Yes. 84 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,083 Feel you haven't tasted life? 85 00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,085 I want to be free. 86 00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:07,795 You are free. 87 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:10,799 Haven't you ever heard of Abraham Lincoln? 88 00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:15,178 Relax. 89 00:18:16,972 --> 00:18:18,473 I want to have an experience 90 00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:23,020 with someone of the same sex. 91 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:25,522 You seem too nervous. 92 00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:27,316 That's because I am. 93 00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:30,444 Go put your things over there. 94 00:19:01,058 --> 00:19:02,058 Relax. 95 00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:04,852 [chuckling] 96 00:19:05,479 --> 00:19:06,730 My astrologer was right. 97 00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:08,522 She was? 98 00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:10,066 Yes. 99 00:19:10,776 --> 00:19:13,654 She said I'd get turned on by the first person I met today. 100 00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:20,284 I excite you? 101 00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:22,536 Yes. 102 00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:25,832 I think it's your hair. 103 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,478 Now you're getting me all nervous. 104 00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:48,229 Really? 105 00:19:48,939 --> 00:19:49,939 You're nervous? 106 00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:55,319 Very nervous. 107 00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:20,554 [moaning] [moody music] 108 00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:14,686 [moaning] 109 00:24:14,746 --> 00:24:15,746 [beeping] 110 00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:21,419 It's time for the Florence Nightingale Show. 111 00:24:21,753 --> 00:24:23,314 - Cream of the Crop. - Cream of the Crop? 112 00:24:23,338 --> 00:24:24,338 We now return you to 113 00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:26,132 - the Florence Nightingale Show. - Yes. 114 00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:29,636 - Hey, listen, you're still very tense. - Now we will... 115 00:24:29,970 --> 00:24:32,097 Why don't you go see Florence Nightingale? 116 00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:33,890 She might be able to help you. 117 00:24:34,265 --> 00:24:36,184 I bet she could be just the one for you. 118 00:24:36,685 --> 00:24:38,186 You can tell her Betty sent you. 119 00:24:40,105 --> 00:24:41,398 Don't be discouraged. 120 00:24:41,731 --> 00:24:42,899 When can I see you again? 121 00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:44,233 Tonight? 122 00:24:44,442 --> 00:24:46,194 No, not tonight. 123 00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:48,363 My boyfriend is coming back tonight. 124 00:24:48,905 --> 00:24:51,241 He has first refusal rights after six o'clock. 125 00:24:51,574 --> 00:24:58,373 [dramatic music] 126 00:25:09,801 --> 00:25:11,845 [phone ringing] 127 00:25:13,805 --> 00:25:14,806 Florence Nightingale. 128 00:25:16,099 --> 00:25:17,099 What? 129 00:25:17,267 --> 00:25:18,893 How do I know so much about crabs? 130 00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:21,187 I learned about them from scratch. 131 00:25:46,963 --> 00:25:47,963 Number 9. 132 00:25:52,802 --> 00:25:54,054 Now, what can I do for you? 133 00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:55,637 Ms. Nightingale, 134 00:25:55,805 --> 00:25:59,017 ever since I heard your voice, I've wanted to fuck you in the ass. 135 00:26:00,477 --> 00:26:01,477 Sure, baby. 136 00:26:02,145 --> 00:26:05,231 How can I refuse a smooth talker like you? 137 00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:09,736 Yes, do it. 138 00:26:10,070 --> 00:26:11,613 [indistinct chatter] 139 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:15,617 Florence Nightingale will now be well-reared by Guest Number 9. 140 00:26:19,662 --> 00:26:20,789 Ooh. 141 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,333 Ooh. 142 00:26:24,084 --> 00:26:25,752 - Oh, yes. - Ooh. 143 00:26:26,669 --> 00:26:27,669 Ooh. 144 00:26:27,837 --> 00:26:28,837 Ahh. 145 00:26:28,922 --> 00:26:29,922 Ahh. 146 00:26:32,926 --> 00:26:33,926 Ooh. 147 00:26:34,928 --> 00:26:37,180 Oh, I'm getting fucked in the ass. 148 00:26:37,514 --> 00:26:42,644 [applause] 149 00:26:42,977 --> 00:26:43,977 Hi. 150 00:26:44,479 --> 00:26:49,109 [moaning] 151 00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:51,903 [applause] 152 00:26:52,237 --> 00:26:59,077 [moaning] 153 00:27:21,558 --> 00:27:28,481 [moaning] 154 00:27:40,994 --> 00:27:42,954 [applause] 155 00:27:43,288 --> 00:27:50,128 [moaning] 156 00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:58,428 [applause] [moaning] 157 00:28:08,688 --> 00:28:09,981 I think he's cumming. 158 00:28:10,607 --> 00:28:14,527 [moaning] 159 00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:15,862 Yes, he is. 160 00:28:17,447 --> 00:28:18,907 [moaning] 161 00:28:19,449 --> 00:28:26,372 [applause] 162 00:28:51,940 --> 00:28:55,735 Well, that not only feels good, but it helps you sit up straight. 163 00:28:56,069 --> 00:28:58,088 - [applause] - Now, I'm going to play a tape for you 164 00:28:58,112 --> 00:29:00,073 from a listener who had a celebration dinner 165 00:29:00,490 --> 00:29:01,658 when she became a slave, 166 00:29:01,991 --> 00:29:04,827 first class, with six merit badges. 167 00:29:05,495 --> 00:29:06,495 This is her tape, 168 00:29:06,663 --> 00:29:08,331 as she reads with a gag in her mouth, 169 00:29:09,207 --> 00:29:12,502 and the gag has been soaked in Dr. Pepper Diet Soda. 170 00:29:14,212 --> 00:29:16,089 That's going a little too far. 171 00:29:17,590 --> 00:29:20,677 Whatever you're doing now, take a break from the day's tensions. 172 00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:22,595 Sit down and relax. 173 00:29:22,887 --> 00:29:24,597 The Punishment of a Naughty Girl. 174 00:29:42,365 --> 00:29:49,247 [moaning] 175 00:31:14,290 --> 00:31:15,290 Yes. 176 00:31:15,625 --> 00:31:22,548 [moaning] 177 00:31:44,237 --> 00:31:45,405 Oh, God. 178 00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:50,368 Oh, God, yes. 179 00:31:51,244 --> 00:31:58,167 [moaning] 180 00:31:59,377 --> 00:32:00,711 Oh, God, yes. 181 00:32:02,046 --> 00:32:08,970 [moaning] 182 00:32:55,766 --> 00:32:58,394 And now, we continue with the Florence Nightingale Show, 183 00:32:58,728 --> 00:33:01,355 the most exciting sex therapy show on the air. 184 00:33:02,356 --> 00:33:03,356 Number 10. 185 00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:05,151 What can I do for you? 186 00:33:05,860 --> 00:33:07,778 I'd like a blow job and a fuck. 187 00:33:08,404 --> 00:33:10,114 Don't say blow job. 188 00:33:10,448 --> 00:33:11,448 Why not? 189 00:33:11,699 --> 00:33:13,409 Makes it sound too much like work. 190 00:33:14,368 --> 00:33:17,413 Anyway, listeners, I've had this itch in my throat all morning 191 00:33:17,747 --> 00:33:19,123 and it just won't go away. 192 00:33:19,457 --> 00:33:21,000 [laughing] 193 00:33:21,334 --> 00:33:22,418 Ladies and gentlemen, 194 00:33:22,752 --> 00:33:25,546 Florence Nightingale will scratch an annoying itch. 195 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:30,426 [moody music] 196 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,845 Hmm, it's delicious. 197 00:33:33,179 --> 00:33:37,767 [laughing] 198 00:34:00,456 --> 00:34:01,832 I can't wait to get you home, 199 00:34:02,625 --> 00:34:04,377 I'm going to kick the shit out of you. 200 00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:05,710 Hmm. 201 00:34:31,404 --> 00:34:34,699 I'm going to take hot needles and stick them up under your skin. 202 00:34:35,783 --> 00:34:36,783 Ooh. 203 00:34:37,743 --> 00:34:44,667 [moaning] 204 00:34:50,256 --> 00:34:53,134 Then, I'm going to take cigarette butts and burn you with them. 205 00:34:53,467 --> 00:34:54,467 Ooh. 206 00:34:54,552 --> 00:35:01,392 [moody music] [moaning] 207 00:35:04,854 --> 00:35:11,694 [moody music] 208 00:35:12,028 --> 00:35:13,195 You're really into this. 209 00:35:14,905 --> 00:35:17,575 They don't call me the Swallow of Capistrano for nothing. 210 00:35:18,993 --> 00:35:22,079 I'll bite you so hard, your nipples are going to scream. 211 00:35:22,413 --> 00:35:23,413 Ah. 212 00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:26,291 [moaning] 213 00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:30,379 Oh, I'm going crazy. 214 00:35:32,340 --> 00:35:34,383 Relief is but a swallow away. 215 00:35:35,343 --> 00:35:36,761 [laughter] 216 00:35:37,094 --> 00:35:43,934 [moaning] 217 00:35:52,818 --> 00:35:57,114 [applause] 218 00:35:57,448 --> 00:36:04,288 [moody music] 219 00:36:10,294 --> 00:36:15,466 [applause] 220 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:16,800 Let me kiss you 221 00:36:17,176 --> 00:36:18,803 and stick my tongue in your mouth. 222 00:36:20,096 --> 00:36:22,390 What are you, some sort of perverted jerk? 223 00:36:22,890 --> 00:36:25,559 What do you think I am? Just a sex object? 224 00:36:26,143 --> 00:36:27,561 Jesus Christ. 225 00:36:30,398 --> 00:36:31,565 Number 19. 226 00:36:31,941 --> 00:36:34,944 We now have a regular guest back with us to relate a story 227 00:36:35,277 --> 00:36:38,781 that proves the old adage, "It's all in one's mind." 228 00:36:39,156 --> 00:36:41,701 I have a really fascinating story to tell. 229 00:36:42,910 --> 00:36:43,910 We're all ears. 230 00:36:44,286 --> 00:36:47,248 Well, it was a beautiful, sunny day, 231 00:36:47,790 --> 00:36:50,084 and these two joggers are jogging along, 232 00:36:50,501 --> 00:36:53,087 and they came along with these two bicyclists. 233 00:36:53,504 --> 00:36:56,257 Well, you won't believe what happened then. 234 00:36:56,841 --> 00:37:03,764 [moody music] [moaning] 235 00:38:03,115 --> 00:38:10,039 [moody music] 236 00:38:10,456 --> 00:38:13,334 You might say they lived happily ever after. 237 00:38:13,667 --> 00:38:19,590 [laughter] 238 00:38:19,924 --> 00:38:21,801 I just love stories with happy endings. 239 00:38:22,134 --> 00:38:23,134 Number 25. 240 00:38:24,386 --> 00:38:26,430 Is anyone here holding number 25? 241 00:38:27,223 --> 00:38:29,225 If you are, please raise your hand. 242 00:38:33,062 --> 00:38:34,563 [laughter] 243 00:38:43,656 --> 00:38:44,656 I have a problem. 244 00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:46,075 Not anymore you don't. 245 00:38:47,868 --> 00:38:49,161 I went to see Betty. 246 00:38:50,746 --> 00:38:52,122 Oh, yes. [Indistinct] 247 00:38:52,456 --> 00:38:54,166 Well, that didn't work out too well, 248 00:38:54,708 --> 00:38:55,708 although I tried. 249 00:38:55,835 --> 00:38:56,835 I really did. 250 00:38:57,002 --> 00:38:59,046 She said I was too nervous and tense, 251 00:38:59,380 --> 00:39:01,507 and that perhaps, to be really free, 252 00:39:01,841 --> 00:39:03,175 I should come and see you. 253 00:39:03,551 --> 00:39:05,845 And well, here I am. 254 00:39:07,054 --> 00:39:08,222 Perhaps I made a mistake. 255 00:39:09,473 --> 00:39:10,473 Why don't I just go? 256 00:39:10,683 --> 00:39:12,852 No, don't go, it wouldn't be kosher. 257 00:39:13,602 --> 00:39:16,647 Folks, here's an example of an unendangered species, 258 00:39:17,106 --> 00:39:19,149 the housewife with an urge for adventure, 259 00:39:19,483 --> 00:39:22,945 an urge that usually starts to fade as the sun goes down. 260 00:39:23,988 --> 00:39:26,156 Do you want to know if you're really serious? 261 00:39:26,615 --> 00:39:27,950 Try to go to a public bar 262 00:39:28,284 --> 00:39:30,202 and fuck the first guy that comes on to you. 263 00:39:30,536 --> 00:39:31,787 You think you could do that? 264 00:39:32,913 --> 00:39:37,042 [applause] 265 00:39:37,376 --> 00:39:44,216 [dramatic music] 266 00:41:23,065 --> 00:41:25,317 [phone ringing] 267 00:41:28,487 --> 00:41:29,487 Hello. 268 00:41:29,655 --> 00:41:30,655 Hi, baby. 269 00:41:30,739 --> 00:41:32,783 I'd like you to come over and suck my cock. 270 00:41:33,117 --> 00:41:34,117 I can't hear you. 271 00:41:34,326 --> 00:41:36,954 I said, "Come over and suck my cock." 272 00:41:37,287 --> 00:41:38,287 What did you say? 273 00:41:38,539 --> 00:41:41,333 I said, "Come over and suck my cock." 274 00:41:41,667 --> 00:41:42,667 Can you talk louder? 275 00:41:43,085 --> 00:41:45,212 Come over and suck my cock. 276 00:41:45,546 --> 00:41:47,214 Say that again, I can't hear you. 277 00:41:47,589 --> 00:41:49,466 Come over and suck my cock. 278 00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:50,801 I can't hear you. 279 00:41:51,635 --> 00:41:54,096 This is the operator and I can hear him perfectly. 280 00:41:54,847 --> 00:41:56,849 Well, then, you go over and suck his cock. 281 00:41:57,307 --> 00:41:58,307 Hmm. 282 00:41:59,309 --> 00:42:06,233 [indistinct chatter] 283 00:42:14,033 --> 00:42:20,956 [funky music] [indistinct chatter] 284 00:42:32,468 --> 00:42:39,391 [indistinct chatter] 285 00:42:55,949 --> 00:42:56,949 What will it be? 286 00:42:57,117 --> 00:42:58,160 I'll have a rum and Coke. 287 00:42:59,244 --> 00:43:00,244 You got it. 288 00:43:13,342 --> 00:43:20,265 [indistinct chatter] 289 00:43:26,313 --> 00:43:33,237 [indistinct chatter] 290 00:44:58,697 --> 00:45:05,621 [moaning] [funky music] 291 00:45:07,831 --> 00:45:08,831 [moaning] 292 00:45:18,425 --> 00:45:25,307 [funky music] 293 00:45:52,334 --> 00:45:59,258 [moaning] 294 00:46:03,470 --> 00:46:10,394 [moaning] 295 00:47:03,030 --> 00:47:09,953 [moaning] 296 00:47:16,001 --> 00:47:22,924 [moaning] 297 00:48:08,845 --> 00:48:15,727 [moaning] 298 00:48:29,199 --> 00:48:36,123 [moaning] 299 00:48:44,881 --> 00:48:51,805 [moaning] 300 00:49:04,276 --> 00:49:11,199 [moaning] 301 00:49:11,992 --> 00:49:18,915 [moaning] 302 00:49:36,516 --> 00:49:38,143 [indistinct chatter] [moody music] 303 00:49:39,811 --> 00:49:40,811 [moaning] 304 00:49:47,444 --> 00:49:54,367 [moaning] 305 00:50:27,526 --> 00:50:34,449 [moaning] 306 00:50:36,034 --> 00:50:42,874 [moaning] 307 00:50:43,208 --> 00:50:50,048 [moaning] 308 00:50:54,803 --> 00:50:59,182 [moaning] 309 00:51:14,281 --> 00:51:21,204 [moaning] 310 00:51:26,334 --> 00:51:33,258 [moaning] 311 00:52:07,083 --> 00:52:14,007 [moaning] 312 00:52:22,766 --> 00:52:29,689 [moaning] 313 00:52:31,775 --> 00:52:38,698 [moaning] [moody music] 314 00:52:55,090 --> 00:53:02,013 [moaning] 315 00:53:12,482 --> 00:53:19,406 [moaning] 316 00:53:21,282 --> 00:53:28,206 [moaning] 317 00:53:38,508 --> 00:53:45,432 [moaning] 318 00:54:32,729 --> 00:54:33,729 Hey, guys... 319 00:54:36,858 --> 00:54:43,740 [funky, upbeat music] 320 00:54:49,829 --> 00:54:56,753 [indistinct chatter] 321 00:55:13,311 --> 00:55:20,235 [dramatic music] 322 00:57:20,772 --> 00:57:27,695 [phone ringing] 323 00:57:48,466 --> 00:57:55,390 [dramatic music] 324 00:58:26,671 --> 00:58:33,594 [moaning] 325 01:00:31,504 --> 01:00:38,427 [moaning] 326 01:02:24,450 --> 01:02:31,374 [moody music] 327 01:02:43,511 --> 01:02:50,393 [moaning] 328 01:04:53,641 --> 01:04:54,641 Ah. 329 01:05:57,538 --> 01:06:04,462 [moaning] 330 01:08:16,385 --> 01:08:23,309 [moaning] 331 01:10:02,991 --> 01:10:09,915 [moaning] 332 01:10:40,779 --> 01:10:47,703 [moaning] 333 01:11:04,386 --> 01:11:11,268 [music] 334 01:11:14,354 --> 01:11:15,939 You're something real special. 335 01:11:17,900 --> 01:11:20,110 I'd like to take you home to meet my old lady. 336 01:11:22,905 --> 01:11:23,905 All right. 337 01:11:25,532 --> 01:11:32,456 [moody music] 338 01:11:55,020 --> 01:11:56,313 [giggling] 339 01:12:16,500 --> 01:12:18,669 Well, hello again. 340 01:12:19,002 --> 01:12:21,505 I told you I'd bring you something special, didn't I? 341 01:12:22,297 --> 01:12:23,297 That she is. 342 01:12:25,592 --> 01:12:27,135 How are you, babe? I'm good. 343 01:12:28,220 --> 01:12:29,220 I missed you. 344 01:12:29,471 --> 01:12:30,848 - [laughing] - I missed you, too. 345 01:12:32,182 --> 01:12:33,182 [laughing] 346 01:12:33,684 --> 01:12:35,227 Hey, come on and join us. Will you? 347 01:12:35,561 --> 01:12:36,561 Come on. [Laughing] 348 01:12:54,204 --> 01:12:55,205 Come on, pumpkin. 349 01:12:55,539 --> 01:12:56,540 [phone ringing] 350 01:12:56,874 --> 01:12:59,209 Hey, don't just stand there, come on. Come on down. 351 01:12:59,585 --> 01:13:01,879 Come on, and you said you want the new experience. 352 01:13:02,212 --> 01:13:03,672 Hey, here's an experience for you. 353 01:13:04,006 --> 01:13:05,382 Hey, come on. 354 01:13:05,716 --> 01:13:07,217 What's the matter? Come on down. 355 01:13:07,593 --> 01:13:10,554 [phone ringing] [indistinct chatter] 356 01:13:10,888 --> 01:13:11,888 [laughing] 357 01:13:13,557 --> 01:13:14,975 Come on. Come on. 358 01:13:15,475 --> 01:13:18,562 [laughing] 359 01:13:19,646 --> 01:13:21,565 [phone ringing] [indistinct chatter] 360 01:13:22,649 --> 01:13:24,526 [laughing] 361 01:13:32,826 --> 01:13:39,750 [indistinct chatter] 362 01:13:42,419 --> 01:13:43,503 Hey, come on and join us. 363 01:13:43,837 --> 01:13:44,837 Come on, dolly. 364 01:13:45,088 --> 01:13:46,088 Let's have some fun. 365 01:13:47,132 --> 01:13:48,132 Oh, yes. 366 01:13:48,675 --> 01:13:49,675 Oh. 367 01:13:51,929 --> 01:13:53,931 Hey, where are you going? 368 01:13:56,433 --> 01:13:57,684 What the hell got into her? 369 01:14:04,816 --> 01:14:05,816 Taxi. 370 01:14:22,751 --> 01:14:23,751 Honey. 371 01:14:26,129 --> 01:14:27,129 Honey. 372 01:14:41,603 --> 01:14:43,522 On the left side. On the left, please. 373 01:14:53,824 --> 01:14:54,824 Honey. 374 01:14:55,659 --> 01:14:56,743 Honey, are you home yet? 375 01:15:47,210 --> 01:15:48,210 Hello, pumpkin. 376 01:16:14,071 --> 01:16:20,994 [moaning] 377 01:17:20,053 --> 01:17:26,977 [moaning] [moody music] 378 01:19:26,429 --> 01:19:33,353 [moaning] [moody music] 379 01:20:05,427 --> 01:20:12,350 [moaning] 380 01:22:16,558 --> 01:22:23,481 [moaning] 381 01:24:42,328 --> 01:24:44,706 Oh, honey, what was in that note? 382 01:24:45,748 --> 01:24:47,667 Nothing. Just a shopping list. 383 01:24:48,001 --> 01:24:49,001 Oh. 384 01:24:50,420 --> 01:24:51,420 Did you buy anything? 385 01:24:52,171 --> 01:24:53,171 No, nothing. 386 01:24:53,715 --> 01:24:56,384 Tried some things but they didn't fit. 387 01:24:57,677 --> 01:24:58,677 Oh. 388 01:25:00,346 --> 01:25:07,270 [upbeat orchestral music] 389 01:25:42,013 --> 01:25:43,013 Hello, 390 01:25:43,181 --> 01:25:46,809 this is Florence Nightingale, on one of my newest therapy tapes. 391 01:25:47,143 --> 01:25:50,355 Tonight, after we practice our self-abuse exercises, 392 01:25:50,772 --> 01:25:52,940 we're going to listen to one of our favorites, 393 01:25:53,316 --> 01:25:57,862 The Mormon Tabernacle Choir, singing Battle Hymn of the Republic.